"I remember one time I'm batting against the Dodgers in Milwaukee. They lead, 2 - 1, it's the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, two out and the pitcher has a full count on me. I look over to the Dodger dugout and they're all in street clothes." -Bob Uecker
If you're a fan of Bob uecker check out these sites:
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Park/1138/quotes/quotesuecker.html
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/quotes/quouec.shtml

Worst seat, literally
County Stadium, Milwaukee. With chipped paint, rusted arm rests and warped seat boards, these original wooden seats from the 1953 opening of the stadium made us feel like we were sitting in a lobster trap that had washed ashore.