OK...Who's Got My Sausage?

My sister usually sends me my favorite garlic sausage from The Wisconsin State Fair. She sent it this year along with my favorite kick-ass salsa. Items you can only get in Wisconsin. THEY NEVER SHOWED UP!!! She may have sent it to my old address, but it should’ve been forwarded or at least sent back to her. Included in her package were some Miller High Life shirts and hats! All of my favorite things!

Time to round up my posse! Somewhere in Central Oregon some yahoo is wearing my stuff and chompin' on a two foot garlic sausage. We won’t rest ‘till the culprit is brought to justice!